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Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!
The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!
by Rockstar D July 31, 2007
mugGet the Lust-machinemug.

Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul
Dude kyle pass that boof machine
by G-shmeat June 25, 2019
mugGet the Boof Machinemug.

thirst machine

A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.
This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.
by Carlitos Jamón April 15, 2018
mugGet the thirst machinemug.

machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
mugGet the machine nutmug.

Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.
"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
mugGet the Milking machinemug.

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker
by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020
mugGet the Geschlechtsverkehr Machinemug.

Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye
Girl: That guy is a total puss machine
by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019
mugGet the Puss machinemug.

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