Murphy's grace

when something that should go wrong does not go wrong

literally the opposite of Murphy's law

it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep

I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace

by pepsipanda December 04, 2018

Aidan Michael Murphy

The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.

Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy

by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 08, 2020

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 21, 2012

murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.

Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you

by withheld, for safety reasons February 15, 2007

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco July 01, 2021

MURPHY BROWN!

An exclamatory used in Church basketball

"MURPHY BROWN! What kind of call was that ref?", says Matt in disgust.

by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED February 16, 2018