The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
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Get the Muff Musket mug.MUN points are accrued by hooking up with other people at an MUN conference. Different point values are earned depending on the committee and the position of the person.
Delegate: 1 point
North America Delegate: 2 points
Any third world country: 4 points
A head delegate: Add 3 points
Chair-person: 7
Secretary-General: 15
Adult Volunteer: 10
Any country that has beaten France in a war: Add 2 points
Canoodling Comrade Bonus: add 3 if the person's country was a part of the Soviet Union at a time
Allies with Benefits: add 2 if your countries are in a trade alliance
Peace through Diplomacy Bonus: add 4 points if your countries have fought
Peacemaking = Lovemaking Bonus: multiply by 2 if you hook up while both your committees are in session
Kim Jong-Undress: square your points if the person represents North Korea
Hotline Bling Abroad: add the leftmost digit of your hotel room number to your points if you arrange a hookup over the hotel phone
Delegate: 1 point
North America Delegate: 2 points
Any third world country: 4 points
A head delegate: Add 3 points
Chair-person: 7
Secretary-General: 15
Adult Volunteer: 10
Any country that has beaten France in a war: Add 2 points
Canoodling Comrade Bonus: add 3 if the person's country was a part of the Soviet Union at a time
Allies with Benefits: add 2 if your countries are in a trade alliance
Peace through Diplomacy Bonus: add 4 points if your countries have fought
Peacemaking = Lovemaking Bonus: multiply by 2 if you hook up while both your committees are in session
Kim Jong-Undress: square your points if the person represents North Korea
Hotline Bling Abroad: add the leftmost digit of your hotel room number to your points if you arrange a hookup over the hotel phone
MUN Delegate 1: "Hey Saumya, I heard you hooked up with Sheena yesterday!"
MUN Delegate 2: "Of course man, she represents Russia too so I get that Canoodling Comrade Bonus."
MUN Delegate 1: "And you represent the United States so you also get the Peace through Diplomacy Bonus!"
MUN Delegate 2: "Most definitely man. I got 8 MUN points from that hookup."
MUN Delegate 2: "Of course man, she represents Russia too so I get that Canoodling Comrade Bonus."
MUN Delegate 1: "And you represent the United States so you also get the Peace through Diplomacy Bonus!"
MUN Delegate 2: "Most definitely man. I got 8 MUN points from that hookup."
by TheWanderingJew December 30, 2015
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by darkReaperzzzz November 24, 2016
Get the muhieddine mug.Normally a phrase that 442oons Phil Jones uses but is also used by ' Reo Reece Jensen's ' friends to piss him off. In early October 2018 Ashley Jones came up with this phrase as it sounded like Reo but later on he got very VERY pissed off at this joke. So he came up with the level system. He forcefully hired Ali Parnian as his advisor and he had to report any accounts of citizens saying "MURRRRR". Soon after Robert El Jazouli, Daniel Weavers and Ashley Jones were also hired, but Ali was still the top dog. Secretly these advisors exchanged murrrs with each other and sometimes they would be caught by Ali. He would then inform Reo by shouting "HAWWWWWWWWWW"! The advisor would then be sacked and punished by the legendary "ONE HAND SQUEEZE"! This squeeze exerted more than 1000000000 newtons of force and the victim would be armless in a matter of seconds. Ali slowly sacked every advisor which made them turn on him. In late 2018, Freddie Howden recorded a 2 second recording of Ali saying murrr. Ali was sacked but not punished as he was Reo's most loyal advisor to date. Reo's business went bankrupt shortly after and everyone were able to say murrr whenever and however they pleased. Reo now spends all day looking at shitty shaggy memes and is going to be disabled in a couple of months due to his knees.
Advisor: Hey, look at what I'm gonna say... MURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Ali: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Reo: WHAT, GERRRRR!
Ali: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Reo: WHAT, GERRRRR!
by Xbox1spaz69 March 10, 2019
Get the MURRRRRRRRR mug.Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”
Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.
Quoted from the official Jenga rules:
“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “
You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
Person 2: mucho texto
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”
Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.
Quoted from the official Jenga rules:
“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “
You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
Person 2: mucho texto
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