Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

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Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

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The monk effect

(noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.

G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!

by anonymous September 15, 2023

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