by Dave Lewis November 15, 2007
The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.
No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.
The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.
The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
by shav3dh3d December 30, 2011
by Kwing October 18, 2010
When a milf is in the shower
by Norty milf July 15, 2010
by ken-dawg November 24, 2004
When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014
this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021