Creepy Mike

A person named Mike, who has mastered the art of lurking in the living spaces of unsuspecting victims.

Monique and Natasha felt victimized by Creepy Mike when he groped their breasts, and then vanished instantly.

Creepy Mike by The Victimized College Student October 17, 2008

ben dover and eat mike hawk 

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

ben dover and eat mike hawk by bendoverandeatmikehawk October 9, 2020

Mike's 

(n) Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade. an alcoholic beverage containing 5% alcohol by volume (which is more than most light beers). Mike's is not a beer it is considered a cooler. generally consumed by people who dislike the taste of beer.

beer? nah i could go for some Mike's tho.

Mike's by The Junebug March 19, 2010

mikeila 

Commonly refered to as miki, it is the name of total and complete awesomeness and is usually pretty amazing. A mikeila is outgoing and most times short and puertorican. A mikeila is usually kindhearted unless you give it a reason to dislike you, then you will hear a piece of its mind because a mikeila is real.

A straight G.

Ex: That mouse was mikeila!

Why can't you be more like a mikeila?

My new shirt is so amazing, but not like mikeila.

mikeila by Jellybelly51 February 25, 2011

drunk mike 

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

drunk mike by hans September 20, 2004

philly mike

Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.

Man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.

philly mike by William Frankfurter November 30, 2006

Mike Einziger 

One of the most underrated musicians there is, Mike Einziger is the guitarist of the fabulous band, Incubus.

Wow, Mike Einziger is the best guitarist there is!

Mike Einziger by Shane C July 16, 2008