meterosexual

a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.

Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"

by leibabe87 May 17, 2005

Retrosexual

Someone who is so inlove with hype shoes and 3rd and 4th retros that seem to forget the about og's and first retros because of new more shitty quality hyped retros. exspecially jordans of the 2011-2012 era.

Fred:Peep these Og concords i got on i love them
Andrew: EW! those are old yellowed i got the new retros that just dropped in december
Fred:But..,
Andrew:Not only that they have a blue icey sole
Fred: There nice but nothign compared to og's
Andrew: But ther icey
Fred: your sucha Retrosexual

by ben jackson April 27, 2012

Metro Sexual

A tall Italian Male who buys dress clothes from Target for work but spends two hundred dollars on a pair of jeans to go out.

Dan Menghini is Metro Sexual

by Momma Meana December 31, 2008

metro sexual bandit

The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick

That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy

by Dustin the Mc February 27, 2006

Netrosexual

Describes a person that only acts gay when online. Follows the trendy "Metrosexual" term.

Matt: "Want to cyber?"
Bob: "No.. I hear you are a fake.. A Phony.. You Netrosexual you.."

by AtaRi. July 20, 2006

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

Petrosexual

A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?

Yes she is really petrosexual.

by Asjula November 21, 2010