Magikarping

When you take a fish and you put it inside your ass, while getting yourself wet. While the fish is inside you attach jumper cables to your nipples and shock yourself and the fish. While screaming you don't have enough badges to train me

That guy over there is magikarping

Yo vincent can you help me start magikarping

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Maia

A Goddess.

"Maia is the goddess of spring and fertility."

by Myyah February 3, 2025

Maia

Sick at giving blumkins.

“Have you seen Maia I heard she gives the best blumkins”

by Sigmaforeskinmaster July 3, 2025

Mackade

Top geology student of the century at NJC.

My boyfriend Mackade is geology student of the century!!!

by Sweetmommy July 19, 2025

maia

fuck maia, maia is a bitch

i hate maia

by habadoobie August 10, 2025

Maida

Maida is a strange gal who lobes to pee in earlobes. Guys pls stay safe she’s coming for my ear tonight!

Example 1:
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT

Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥

by Fabliciois2257 September 14, 2025

Mahkael

The gayest nigga you will never meet and good luck trying to find his fun sized dick also eats way more then you would think

Girl: is it in yet?
Mahkael: im trying ok

by TJ1237 October 28, 2025