Lizard

A bitch that’s lowkey depressed but Dosnt know how to handle it

Omg did u see Emily she’s such a lizard

by Backoffbiatch1 April 22, 2020

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.

e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.

by genericname July 16, 2020

lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.

yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.

by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

lizard

a pro player at every game

its lizard we will die

by Lizard._. October 22, 2020