winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022

Live Stream Lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) is first-to-market autonomous incorruptible global Web3 lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) innovation is from The Royal Family blockchain based Lottury

by LordofGrange March 30, 2023

A new litter of glaggles

The term "a new litter of glaggles" comes from the online meme of Glaggleland.
A made up theme park of smileyfaces, a new litter of glaggles are just a bunch of baby glaggles, the smileyfaces that rome glaggleland

This is such a joyous occurrence, a new litter of glaggles!
"i am a baby glaggle"
"i am a baby glaggle"

by LeTigre_Tango September 15, 2023

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

the pussy lottery

The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.

."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.

by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 31, 2024

New York lottery

The lottery service for the state of New York most loved by wny

I want to be lucky and win the New York lottery

by The rangers fan February 8, 2025