Learnia

A fictitious injury believed to be caused by the overstimulation of the brain.

He will miss the first round of the 2016 NCAA Quiz Bowl due to complications following a "learnia" suffered during an off-field injury involving Trivial Pursuit.

by TMITCH May 30, 2016

learning chunks

The gag reflex that happens as a result of choking on a piece of training content, of any size or format, resulting in spewing it out.

Sheri was so turned off by the “trying-to-be-adult-learning” experience she ran away from her classroom/laptop/phone/watch spitting up learning chunks!

by Converging May 21, 2016

Learn

To put your hand in a fist and present it to someone's nose.

People learn from this example.

by I Hate Brown November 14, 2016

learning needs

the specific necessities of apprenticeship

sabrinas learning needs are different than those of victoria.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

LearnWare

A learning program that throws walls of texts at you and expects you to learn something out of it.

"Man I'm really tired of LearnWare, there is so much reading!"

by CaptainBurn December 14, 2016

leardo

In the beginning there was man, but following in his shadow was an evil that went unnoticed which eventually integrated with it becoming commonplace amongst the unaware masses. This evil, the prime form of evil which dawns over the socially accepted childish perversion of what true evil is, often portrayed in religion (for example the devil), is that of awareness. Yes... recognition of the futility of life and death. Consciousness unbound by the fleshy host and its desires. An entity that has join and is now trapped in the cycle of living existence which will recite talls of its mind and the vague memories it bares of he future to hopefully spread its complacent views on life and that some day it will be recognised as the true good or the late good. But what does flesh know outside of its confining emotions, trapping desires, ardent greed and self destruction. To act justly without moral poison, to accomplish without gain and to progress for the greater benefit rather than a moment of pleasure is all to far out of reach. This is alld he fault of he unguided flesh so easily wrought by ambition. Only for the moment of its expression and only until death. This is why evil is not good, because true evil is dismissed like the very air we take to breathe and perverted for entertainment... and good truly a mystery originating from the minds of desperation and out of compation for ones own gain in any unique way expressed even if hat be for another flesh.

Leardo, preacher of true darkness that in turn sheds new light.

by Obsydian666 March 30, 2017