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In the beginning there was man, but following in his shadow was an evil that went unnoticed which eventually integrated with it becoming commonplace amongst the unaware masses. This evil, the prime form of evil which dawns over the socially accepted childish perversion of what true evil is, often portrayed in religion (for example the devil), is that of awareness. Yes... recognition of the futility of life and death. Consciousness unbound by the fleshy host and its desires. An entity that has join and is now trapped in the cycle of living existence which will recite talls of its mind and the vague memories it bares of he future to hopefully spread its complacent views on life and that some day it will be recognised as the true good or the late good. But what does flesh know outside of its confining emotions, trapping desires, ardent greed and self destruction. To act justly without moral poison, to accomplish without gain and to progress for the greater benefit rather than a moment of pleasure is all to far out of reach. This is alld he fault of he unguided flesh so easily wrought by ambition. Only for the moment of its expression and only until death. This is why evil is not good, because true evil is dismissed like the very air we take to breathe and perverted for entertainment... and good truly a mystery originating from the minds of desperation and out of compation for ones own gain in any unique way expressed even if hat be for another flesh.
Leardo, preacher of true darkness that in turn sheds new light.
leardo by Obsydian666 March 30, 2017
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lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.
natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac
lardophiliac by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008
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Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.
While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.
Mar-a-Lardo by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022
An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.
lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006
Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.
The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.
Lardo by Optomon October 31, 2003

lardo-style 

The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.
Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.
lardo-style by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021

O'learious

The state of being incoherently drunk; near comatose.

Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).
He was fucking O'learious when we convinced him to fight the monkey.
O'learious by DannyO December 3, 2005
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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