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leardo 

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In the beginning there was man, but following in his shadow was an evil that went unnoticed which eventually integrated with it becoming commonplace amongst the unaware masses. This evil, the prime form of evil which dawns over the socially accepted childish perversion of what true evil is, often portrayed in religion (for example the devil), is that of awareness. Yes... recognition of the futility of life and death. Consciousness unbound by the fleshy host and its desires. An entity that has join and is now trapped in the cycle of living existence which will recite talls of its mind and the vague memories it bares of he future to hopefully spread its complacent views on life and that some day it will be recognised as the true good or the late good. But what does flesh know outside of its confining emotions, trapping desires, ardent greed and self destruction. To act justly without moral poison, to accomplish without gain and to progress for the greater benefit rather than a moment of pleasure is all to far out of reach. This is alld he fault of he unguided flesh so easily wrought by ambition. Only for the moment of its expression and only until death. This is why evil is not good, because true evil is dismissed like the very air we take to breathe and perverted for entertainment... and good truly a mystery originating from the minds of desperation and out of compation for ones own gain in any unique way expressed even if hat be for another flesh.
Leardo, preacher of true darkness that in turn sheds new light.
leardo by Obsydian666 March 30, 2017
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lardophiliac

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someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.
natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac
lardophiliac by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008
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Mar-a-Lardo

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The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.
While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.
Mar-a-Lardo by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022

lardon 

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An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.
lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardo 

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Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.
The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.
Lardo by Optomon October 31, 2003

lardo-style 

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The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.
Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.
lardo-style by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021

O'learious

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The state of being incoherently drunk; near comatose.

Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).
He was fucking O'learious when we convinced him to fight the monkey.
O'learious by DannyO December 3, 2005
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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