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street legal

An erect dick that does not extend the palm of a hand
HUSBAND - "That knife blade is shorter than the palm of my hand. That makes it street legal."

WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."
by mBmD August 2, 2012
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Legaly Blonde

Legally blonde is good movie it says that blondes can actually be something in life and proves all the blonde hatting asshole of the world wrong...im a blonde and im a strait A student soo back off when ur dissing blonde you immature assholes just cuz ur jealous...its not are problems u dont any of are awesome qualities so grow up and get a life and check ur facts before u state em!!
by *baby b* June 23, 2004
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Legacy

totally awsome poster over in G&T who isnt a mod, but everybody think he is!
Legacy should totally be a mod
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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legal loner

is someone who is very very lonely and is very legal of doing it.
someone is sitting by them self everyday and is very lonely
by kimmy May 13, 2005
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Legass

A creature which consists of a human ass and two small leggs on which it runs around and shouts out only one sound in different combinations: "aakkaaakkaakkakk" or "kkaakka"

Legassus is a bigger variation of leggars and is more violent and dangerous. One kick even from a leggass can break your leg and make you disabled. When you are on the ground it will sit with its ass on your face untill someone really strong takes it off you.
Legass or Legassus or Legarse Usually lives in student accomodations where people smoke too much weed and the kitchen is very dirty allowing for Legass mutations. The creature may appear in the evening by knocking on your door. When you open the door you see an ass with small legs saying "aakkaakkakk". You probably get frightened and slam the door but it will keep knocking and will eventually try to break in and if you have strong locks on the door you will get away with it.

"Oh shit a Legass, run"
"Meh, a Legass again same as yesterday. Bye sucker and i slam the door"
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legal beagle

A girl who legally is considered an adult, therefore legally able to consent to sex with other adults.
guy #1: "Wow, she's pretty hot!"
guy #2: "Dude better stay away from her, she's just 16, total jailbait."
guy #1: "Damn, I'm gonna be all over that in 2 years when she's a legal beagle."
by Maggie #2 September 21, 2005
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LegacyWeapon

Me: Look it's LegacyWeapon
Him: Oh my god what's he doing?
Her: Did he just disappear...
Me: ...
by dwfirebolt99 November 1, 2004
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