HUSBAND - "That knife blade is shorter than the palm of my hand. That makes it street legal."
WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."
WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."
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Get the legal loner mug.A creature which consists of a human ass and two small leggs on which it runs around and shouts out only one sound in different combinations: "aakkaaakkaakkakk" or "kkaakka"
Legassus is a bigger variation of leggars and is more violent and dangerous. One kick even from a leggass can break your leg and make you disabled. When you are on the ground it will sit with its ass on your face untill someone really strong takes it off you.
Legassus is a bigger variation of leggars and is more violent and dangerous. One kick even from a leggass can break your leg and make you disabled. When you are on the ground it will sit with its ass on your face untill someone really strong takes it off you.
Legass or Legassus or Legarse Usually lives in student accomodations where people smoke too much weed and the kitchen is very dirty allowing for Legass mutations. The creature may appear in the evening by knocking on your door. When you open the door you see an ass with small legs saying "aakkaakkakk". You probably get frightened and slam the door but it will keep knocking and will eventually try to break in and if you have strong locks on the door you will get away with it.
"Oh shit a Legass, run"
"Meh, a Legass again same as yesterday. Bye sucker and i slam the door"
"Oh shit a Legass, run"
"Meh, a Legass again same as yesterday. Bye sucker and i slam the door"
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guy #1: "Wow, she's pretty hot!"
guy #2: "Dude better stay away from her, she's just 16, total jailbait."
guy #1: "Damn, I'm gonna be all over that in 2 years when she's a legal beagle."
guy #2: "Dude better stay away from her, she's just 16, total jailbait."
guy #1: "Damn, I'm gonna be all over that in 2 years when she's a legal beagle."
by Maggie #2 September 21, 2005
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