Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

Lay

Future tense of laid. A future sex encounter

He’s looking for a lay.

by beautiful_b90 June 4, 2020

Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

Henry Lay

Henry Lay is a massive fat fuck

Henry Lay is extremely large and chunky

by Ainsley Dube November 5, 2020

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

LAY

LAY stands for "look at you".

Used in a positive, hype manner.

Yoooooo LAY!! You used to be last and now you're first! So proud of you!!! LAY!
Wow I'm so impressed by your progress, LAY go bruv!!

by pineapplewoman52 January 10, 2021

seb lay

when u just love sheilas a little bit too much

oh no he has done a seb lay

by Jed Harrowell January 25, 2021