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a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 11, 2023
by Jon Allen March 13, 2023
"I been in a ugly mood lately" Is a way of saying you're depressed and there isn't any way to fix it, or that you have been feeling depressed for a long time now. It can also be a way kf saying you're depresses but not making it seem like it's a big deal.
by ThatsFishy February 10, 2021
This also can be called post abortion or alive abortion.
This time is trying to be legalized in America
This type can be happened in two ways
1. When a child is between time of coming out to age of 20 (for a woman gets never going to be concerned that if she's 21 or older) and the mom or dad for whatever reason has a abortion (but a typical abortion only a girl can have)
2. When you kill a man ( for a guy it doesn't matter his age) usually his girlfriend or wife.
This time is trying to be legalized in America
This type can be happened in two ways
1. When a child is between time of coming out to age of 20 (for a woman gets never going to be concerned that if she's 21 or older) and the mom or dad for whatever reason has a abortion (but a typical abortion only a girl can have)
2. When you kill a man ( for a guy it doesn't matter his age) usually his girlfriend or wife.
That couple I have heard had a late abortion because their son was being a troublemaker at school he went missing and it was shown behind the hospital and the says yes she performed a late abortion on the son with the scissors she used to cut hair with.
by 459395 February 18, 2022
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