Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome

"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."

by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023

Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night

-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!

by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023

Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy

That guy just got lasered by that minigun!

by Harked April 3, 2023

laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023

Laserdisc

The best thing ever! It is an old Optical Disc format that is half analog and half digital. Is it burned in a different way compared to the CD and DVD, despite looking like a CD the size of a Vinyl Record. It was a failed format. Why? Because compared to VHS, Laserdisc costed WAY more! Nobody had fancy TVs either, so the quality wouldn't make much of a difference. Despite still having a crisis over my old Urban Dictionary account and coping this way, Laserdisc is still amazing.

Person 1: Wow! It's a CD Record!
Person 2: No it's not, it's a Laserdisc.
Person 1: Oh.

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023

Laser Yag

O laser yag ou laser nd:yag é um tipo de laser muito utilizado em diversas áreas como na medicina, estética e industria.
O laser yag emite um feixe luz de 1064nm.

Na estética o laser yag é eficaz na remoção de tatuagens

by anonymous September 25, 2023

Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.

Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.

by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023