Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023

LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

lap fox

An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places

Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.

Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?

- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?

Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.

- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.

- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?

by hetecro April 2, 2025

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Lap rice

An sti

When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice

by Ong223 July 27, 2022

Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011