Longshot ATM

Girlfriend says no to ATM so after anal you go to the shower and pretend to wash up. The day after you ask for a blowjob.

"Hey babe I'm all cleaned up from last nite let me get some head." after finishing " haha thanks for the longshot ATM.

by Uncle creepy1 July 6, 2011

cunty lugs

noun; from Scottish - cunty, meaning resembling a vagina, and lugs, meaning ears. Literally, "ears resembling a vagina". Popular insult in the North East of Scotland.

Correct Usage:
"What you looking at, cunty lugs?"

Incorrect Usage:
"Doctor, I'd like to discuss plastic surgery to correct my cunty lugs".

by lemmybarnet November 2, 2008

Knife Lunge

Knife Lunge refers to the act of your character in any Call of Duty game lunging forward 4-6 feet at supersonic speeds to knife your opponent

Gamer1: "THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!"
Gamer2: "what?"
Gamer1: "That nooblet just knife lunged like 8 feet, fucking gay"

by BiggySmells May 12, 2011

Popcorn Lung

A myth. Something that isn't real.

Interviewer: Do you think vapes should be allowed in schools?

Yeat: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about popcorn lung?

Yeat: That's a myth. That's not real.

by rigbytheone9 July 23, 2022

Iron Lung

Shitty ass canoe made from iron or another shitty metal

That canoe is a fucking iron lung.

by Isaac's canoe blows April 23, 2007

lunger

A wad of mucus that has been brought up from the lungs.

The act of a deep, productive cough followed by spitting out the wad of mucus is called "hocking a lunger", where "to hock" is a modern wearing-down of the original "to hawk".

Those suffering or recovering from pneumonia can hock frequent, prodigious, and frightening lungers.

I hocked a lunger up to the ceiling in the gym shower last week and it's still hanging there.

by JMike1966 January 12, 2008

lungshit

Mucus coughed from the lungs after smoking in excess. Can be brown or green.

Roll the window; I gots lungshit.

by Geosota February 14, 2009