log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

by Hottwigg November 3, 2005

Log

In essence, another term for shit or crap. Log can be used to describe something that is not enjoyable, annoying, useless, ect. Its an all encompassing word for negativity, and can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Sara is so log, she keeps yelling at me."
"Today's weather is massively loggish."
"YOUR DEFINITION IS A TOTAL LOG."
"I've really got to log, where's the washroom?"

by Pseudonymmm December 28, 2007

yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

by GoingToAlpha December 23, 2010

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs

scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process

by Gnu782 September 24, 2023

Divinity log

The penis of a super predator priest

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see

by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022