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Purse First Ass Last

If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"

Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."

Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."

Ho - "Yes Daddy"
by AnTione Tha Don November 12, 2010
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Leahtard

A special girl called Leah who regularly says/does stupid things. Quite amusing for her friends, extremely shameful for her. Not to be confused with the one-piece top or dance apparel that is a leotard.
"ouch" - "you're such a leahtard"
by floza April 18, 2010
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thankyou for last night

infamous quote from 'the american jigalo' thanking the sexed up partner for last night
american jigalo 'thankyou for last night'
by imi n tara August 29, 2007
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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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The Last Pride [EviL]

1. The greatest guild ever to GvG in the game Guildwars.

2. Some awsome crative korean gamers that you should all bow too.
Dude, did u see that match of Wm vs The Last Pride EviL???

Yeah man EviL's Sins detroyed their base!
by Jenova Pvp September 30, 2007
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Last mile

1. the circuit between your house and the telco, typically the biggest problem in getting a quality connection to the Internet.
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything
this portal solution is the 'last mile' between our company's data and its employees
by SS January 22, 2004
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last kick at the cat

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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