King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022

King Kong

Referring to someone who is in serious drug addiction via IV use. Gets in fits of an angry rage and wants to act tough. Will make bs out of nothing and block you on social media.

Dude! Nicole totally was being like Denzel Washington in Training Day when he said, "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SH*T ON ME!"

by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

Banana Kong

Donkey Kong but pretty much a banana addict. See "Banana Smoker"

{Banana Kong} is cool!

by Apple Greg May 12, 2020

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

The Hong Kong

A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"

"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."

by Ed Flesh April 16, 2022

King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon

Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate

by elephantspam January 26, 2019

Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021