maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich

"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."

by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024

Knife

An Inside Joke In Annoying Orange

Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple:What?
Orange:Knife!
Apple:AHHHHHH*fucking dies*

by mangone June 3, 2023

mother-knife

A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”

Ugh! Mother-knife!

by plasmid37 January 6, 2024

Knife The Rogue

Knife is an elven rogue in 5e DND, he is the shadiest of the BoneGuard and is one of the original members of the group. He is viewed as sane, but sneaky and greedy.

“Knife the Rogue. Go backstab him.”

by PurpleBeardedMan February 9, 2023

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

Smug Knife Cat face

A facial expression which resembles that of a Knife Cat. It differs from Smug Cat face in the level of smugness, having a higher position on the scale.

That friend of yours has a Smug Knife Cat face.

by wheat_chan February 12, 2024

to knife-jack

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2013