Kelly Don

Short little fun-sized child :)

Guy 1: You see that short little fun sized girl?
Guy 2: Yea, she's a Kelly Don

by Thats Right I Did It ;) April 7, 2011

Stan Kelly

A comic maker from the famous company The Onion. Stan Kelly is written by Ward Sutton and he is very wholesome as well.

Hippie: Stop treating animals in humanely it’s not nice!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!

by Edgucated May 4, 2021

Luke Kelly

Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.

"Man, I am busting for a Luke Kelly" or "Quick get out the way I've got a Luke Kelly popping out!"

by Gus Bojangles March 4, 2017

Kelli Garner

Kelli Brianne Garner (born April 11, 1984) is an American actress. Not very famous but is working her way up. She was born in Bakersfield, grew up in Thousand Oaks, and currently resides in Calabasas, California. She began her career when she was discovered at a friends Bar Mitzvah, and made her film debut at age 16 in director Mike Mills's short Architecture of Reassurance (1999), a Sundance Film Festival entry. Her performance captured the attention of director Larry Clark (Kids (1995)), who cast her in her first feature film, in the role of the drug-addicted teen, Heather Swallers, in the controversial docudrama Bully (2001), establishing Kelli as a fiery young talent. After sharpening her teeth on television and independent films, the edgy young actress earned a part as the 1940's Hollywood ingénue (opposite Leonardo DiCaprio) in Martin Scorsese's The Aviator (2004) making her Moviefone's Rising Star. Soon after, she reunited with Mike Mills in his 2005 Sundance Film Festival hit Thumbsucker (2005), and proved her ability to shine in comedy, and handle her first leading role, starring opposite Tommy Lee Jones in Man of the House (2005/I). Kelli just recently received rave reviews in New York for her Off-Broadway performance in "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead". In her spare time, she enjoys playing the guitar and writing songs. With her multi-talents, winning smile, and on screen charm, Kelli is most definitely a breakout star waiting to happen. She is also keeping a very modest attidude when it comes to being famous, as stated in this quote she said "Hollywood can be an ugly place, and it can do ugly things to you. I want to avoid that side of it as much as possible, and I also want to do so much more with my life than just act. Like travel, read books, open my own bakery".

Kelli Garner, An Amazing Aspiring Actress

by flapjack12 September 3, 2009

pulled a kelly

resending the same text muliple times because the recipient didn't respond.

10:02 new text

wanna watch rambo with me?

(no response)

10:12

fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?

-that hoe just pulled a kelly.

by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009

Kellie Janez

the most amazing girl you could ever meet, she's beautiful, smart, funny, amazing, exceeds at everything she does, sexy, loves to hang out, perfect everything, burps a lot, Godly, always there for you, put up with your shi* and will never leave. the girl you want to marry. you're bestest friend in the world.

I am so glad i met "Kellie Janez" :).

by jtown777 October 31, 2011

Kelly Rowland

That actually talented portion of Destiny's child back in the day. Didnt get as much shine as B cause she didnt have her titties falling out her shirt during every performance.

Beyonce's Sasha Fierce album slaughtered Kelly Rowland's Ms Kelly by trading in lyrics and singing talent for oiled up ass shaking, floor humping, and tacky sunglasses in every video.

by ForRealYall June 25, 2011