knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty January 23, 2012

Biting the Knife

"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.

"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."

by leavingamark January 08, 2023

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 19, 2021

Knifing it

When you have to poop so bad that you take your hand and make it flat and wedge it in butt to keep yourself from pooping your pants.

Bro I had to poop so bad I was knifing it

by Probably not too June 11, 2023

Bowie Knife

An iconically large knife named after Jim bowie used as a hunting or fighting knife that got popularized by the sandbar fight. Now used in spaghetti westerns or action movies. Another knife similar to this would be the Rambo knife, which is more of a tool then just a combat weapon.

I robbed some guys with a Bowie knife.

IMMA STAB YOU WITH THIS BOWIE KNIFE!

by RobbedABank March 18, 2022

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 07, 2022