bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

by jfishyy February 1, 2022

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

villa joeseph marie highschool

Villa joeseph marie highschool is a highschool located in horsem PA. It is an all girls catholic school. It is the home to spoiled brats who would be nothing without their daddy’s money. Everyone knows they only go their to flex their money on others. Villa is also filled with drama since all the hoes that go their are skanks who talk shit on each other.

I am so glad I decided not to go to villa joeseph marie highschool because it is the home to all the spoiled bitches.

by pineapplepizzaaaaaaa February 25, 2022

Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

Smokey Joes

When you have a threesome with two burn victims.

I had a smokey joes last night with two recovered guys with burns over half their body.

by Lostmedic May 4, 2022

Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.

Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.

by LBtheG May 8, 2022

St Joes

St Joes is a stinky school for hoes

Did you hear about St Joes hoes?

by Stjoehoessuck August 15, 2022