Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
by Jusquisha April 24, 2016
When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.
person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
by kool_mike November 18, 2017
Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.
Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
by xxtrevxx42 December 04, 2021
1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
Stop jizz-stimulating me!
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
by SexyBackWook May 26, 2009
Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.
by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020
by theangrybeard August 16, 2014