jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
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Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
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Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.
I want Jizz & Jam
by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022
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cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 31, 2018
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jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.
Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.
by dirtywordz May 13, 2014
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Jizz whip

The act of creating a whip with your jizz.
"I slayed her with my jizz whip"
by Jald May 25, 2014
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jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans
I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.
by brookie_lyn04 October 19, 2014
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