by Dengo August 6, 2015
Get the Anal Jizzmug. The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
Get the Juice Jizzmug. When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015
Get the Happy Jizzmug. by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022
Get the Jizz & Jammug. 1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
Get the Jizz Mulemug. A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
Get the jizz shartmug. A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
Get the Jizz Cakesmug.