Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
by troyelove May 05, 2016
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Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.
Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!
by Mathew Stein April 08, 2020
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Karl Jacobs

The best, most wholesome streamer on twitch. A man who deserves the world. Also, a fellow friend of MrBeast, a content creator, appearing in many MrBeast, MrBeast gaming, MrBeast reacts etc videos. We all love Karl Jacobs <3
“Hey do you know who Karl Jacobs is”
“Isn’t that the guy who is married to Sapnap and is the most wholesome human being ever”
by karl jacobs supremacy <3 May 15, 2021
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Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, and loving to his family , friends and fans . His smile can light up a room and he is an amazing singer an actor and he deserves the world and more.
by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 29, 2020
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Jacob Kendrick

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation
by jessssssssssss May 04, 2015
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jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic
Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect
by Jhshh February 17, 2023
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