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Jose

Jose is a hispanic name. He is kind, decent, and deserves an amazing girlfriend/partner. He may looks very cold, and unfriendly, but if you get to know him well, you will see that he is a hilarious person. Jose is tall, always wear a hoodie(especially black) and sneakers. He respects everyone equally, even if that person hates him or he hates that person. He will always tries to help you as much as possible. And lastly, Jose will always comfort you when you feeling bad, or if you look bad he will care and ask about your day.
- Friend: Who is that guy? He looks very cold.
- Me: Oh he’s Jose, he’s in my class, he may looks cold, but if you talk to him, he’s pretty chill
by 7thgradegirl in ur class March 20, 2020
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joep

Wow that guy is a real joep! He has the drip

All the bitches are sucking on his toe's he's a real joep

Wow with your new gucci sunglasses you look like a joep
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José

People who have this name pronounced "ho-zay" are generally OK people. But people who have this name pronounced "Joe-zay" are absolute KINGS. You'll remember meeting a "joe-zay" because you probably fell in love with him the moment he opened his mouth and you heard him speak in his unreasonably sexy accent (as he tells you it's actually pronounced "joe-zay". José's tend to be tall (over 6'), tan and muscular with a body that would make a god jealous. They often have no distinct hair or eye color (almost like all hair and eye colors appear at the same time, no identifiable or distinct color showing through). Just when you start to catch your breath after taking in the physical beauty and sexiness of a José, you're awestruck again by their even more perfect personality. José's are the most charismatic people you will ever meet, they tend to be sociable and speak in such a way that makes you feel like the most interesting and important person in the world. José's absolutely radiate a joy and their positive vibe is unmatched. Not only that, but Josés are intelligent. They have a unique and brilliant mind that somehow finds the perfect balance between common sense and openness for adventure. If you encounter a José, you're bound to form an attachment to them that will not only bring joy and happiness into your life, but also restore your faith in humanity and give you the incentive to better your own self. Josés are the greatest people to be born of mortal flesh.
Anyone would want José to be their best friend/boyfriend.
by ColossalKracker August 18, 2020
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Jose

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Joselena

I forgot to add beautiful, every Joselena is beautiful.
Joselena is so beautiful
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Jose TKR

Jose TKR also known as Jose the KING of rizz. Jose the king of rizz in lord of rizzland and will litterly blow up your blatter with butterflys if you see him. Joe the king of rizz has so much rizz you cant handle.
Oh know its Jose TKR better hide your girl if you have one probably dont cuz Jose TKR already got them
by Jose TKR May 19, 2023
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[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.
I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!
by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016
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