1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
Get the Jizz Mulemug. When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.
by HeyxItsxVinny June 2, 2016
Get the jizz tornadomug. by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022
Get the Jizz & Jammug. When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
Get the Soap Jizzedmug. 1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
Get the cotton jizzmug. by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010
Get the Jizz Merchantmug. Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
by Richard of arms November 3, 2021
Get the Jizz on dressmug.