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Squidward J. Q. Tentacles 

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
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a message sent by LOLMan707 in #jail on 20th of April at 15:33 GMT+3

No one knows to this day what it means
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Stephanie J. Block

Broadway triple threat (singer, actor, dancer) who worked with Stephen Schwartz on his musical WICKED while it was in pre-production. Was expected to be tapped to play the role of Elphaba in the San Francisco tryouts and then on Broadway, but was passed over for Idina Menzel because Block had no Broadway creds to her name. Remedied this by taking a risk on the role of living legend Liza Minelli opposite Hugh Jackman in THE BOY FROM OZ, then playing Elphaba in the First National Tour of WICKED so she could create her own version of the role. Was injured on the set at the beginning of her run due to an equipment malfunction and underwent physical therapy during most of her year with the Tour. Is currently starring a in new musical by Boublil and Schonberg called THE PIRATE QUEEN, which opens on Broadway in spring 2007.

Is a mezzo-soprano with a three-octave range whose powerful "belt" often gets her compared to Ethel Merman and Patti LuPone. Has also been praised for the sweetness and purity of her head voice and the clarity of her diction. Is also known for her kindness and generosity to her fans, many of whom call themselves "Blockheads."
Stephanie J. Block by bardolator December 11, 2008

O.J. syndrome 

when some one lies or has lied so much that the lie actually becomes real to the liar with vivid details and all the consistency of a true story though others no it to be untrue
Man that chick just swore up and down that she doesnt give head not realizing that I walked in on her blowing my brother in the garage a couple of months ago and she didnt see me. She's got O.J. syndrome bad.
O.J. syndrome by rhyynno March 22, 2011

Faux.J. Simpson 

1- Someone who lies in order to be purposefully convicted of a horrible crime, they actually DID NOT commit, only to receive media attention and worldwide recognition.
John Mark Carr is a perfect example of a Faux.J. Simpson. The alleged killer of Jonbenet Ramsey was with his family Xmas 96. He became obsessed with the case and was tortured into a partial, contradictory and impossible to believe "confession" after coming onto the radar of
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
Faux.J. Simpson by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.
man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!
stub-j by booby-c January 11, 2008
The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.
*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand
Scruffy J by thehoppinator March 16, 2009