I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.
by Bloesem May 18, 2020
Get the Mondaymug. by Protein Dan July 30, 2018
Get the Monday quarterbackingmug. When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.
Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010
Get the Raspberry Mondaymug. 
A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.
Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.
by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024
Get the Manlet Mondaymug. by vergilcock July 18, 2022
Get the Marsh Mondaymug. The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.
Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
by TheCdog March 2, 2011
Get the Monday Mopesmug.