do it yourself (insert name here)

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)

(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*

by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019

M&M [Insert Act]

M&M stands for Masturbation & Marajuana. As such, this is any activity preceded by using marijuana and masturbating to orgasm in any order or combination.

M&M Insert Act uses:
Tonight, I have an M&M Date with Sam.

I'm going to have an M&M Staff Meeting.
M&M Tacos!
Go home and have an M&M.

by Can I Get U Off? March 3, 2022

hot beef injection

A hot dog. This reference comes from the Simpsons.

This word can be used in place of "hot dog" or "weiner" or "sausage" at any time or place.

From from the Simpsons:

Doctor: (Eating a hot dog) Delicious!

Homer: I've got the presciption for you, Doctor... another hot beef injection! (Hands him a hot dog)

by David Grant August 18, 2004

Tactical Insertion

Getting head while playing Call of Duty

Tactical Insertion

by Boomshaka 001 April 25, 2010

get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.

Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off

by BigSight November 6, 2010

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Insectation

(definition)

1. The genetically mutated part of an insect's body is called the Insectation of the insect, it can be anywhere around the insect's body.

"This ant looks weird." "I know honey, it has an insectation. Just look away *SQUASH*"

by 📊 March 11, 2019