The Flaming Cock

A Dencorub handjob

Brent isn't gonna make it to brunch this morning; Sharon gave him The Flaming Cock last night.

by RKilly June 23, 2019

Flaming mario

The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.

That dude looks like a Flaming Mario!

by Jeff Layton October 1, 2007

flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

Guardians of the Flame

A sweet ass, kick ass fantasy series, writen by Joel Rosenberg. The first book, The Sleeping Dragon, starts it off. Any fantasy fan should read it, it rules.

Damn, I can't believe that he died. But, hell, Walter's still around in Guardians of the Flame, so it won't be as bad.

by Shakal November 21, 2003

Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.

Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.

by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010

Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.

And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.

by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009