Investment fatty

The idea of dating a fat chick with the goal of making her thin and therefore more attractive.

I'm dating an investment fatty, if I'm successful the dividends will be a hot girlfriend.

by J-Jim April 20, 2021

Privates Investigator

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.

Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen

by 12345498456 April 22, 2008

incestification

(other words like incestify, etc) The redneck usage of the word incest.

Billy Bob, you had sex with your sister... thats incestification!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ghetto, redneck, lumberjack November 25, 2009

iNesting

the act of preparing for the arrival of an iphone. Since they are in such high demand some people wait for weeks to finally get one. iNesting is quite literally downloading apps onto itunes, updating itunes, and downloading so many podcasts and music. iNesting is the only way to cope with the anticipation.

I cant belive your iNesting, dont you have anything else to do?

by Valada August 9, 2010

infestration

When vermin or insects simultaneously infiltrate, infest, and fester within your home or property.

Jesus, I let that pregnant spider in my bathroom live, and now I've got a major spider infestration on my hands.

by twothirds75 July 19, 2012

Incesturbate

To masturbate your identical twin.

"What did you guys do last night?"
"My twin brother and I attempted to incesturbate for the first time"

by Garooshnar December 20, 2016

Incest

Having sex with family

You were made from playing incest

by Hahdgejnx July 17, 2018