Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019
Get the Jared Woodmug. by Cliff05 July 20, 2021
Get the Roll A Woodmug. Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
Get the Trucker's woodmug. Wood butt
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
by Hwolf August 23, 2012
Get the Wood buttmug. A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.
by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019
Get the Back of the woodsmug. Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011
Get the Wood-lickermug. Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the mourning woodmug.