humchunk dump

somebody that you love a lot in a platonic caring way

love you my little humchunk dump 😊❤️

by humchunkdump February 29, 2024

Henchwomen

“A henchwoman is an evil, manipulative woman who uses men for her own advantage. She employs tactics with all her male friends and exes to soften them up, making them believe she still loves them, so they turn into ‘simps’ and provide her with money, material needs, and possessions until she feels stable and satisfied. Typically, she doesn’t need a man because her desire is to be dominant and take charge.”

Lady you are not my henchwomen I don’t get played that easy and you can’t buy me.

by Henchwomen April 10, 2024

HONCHOS MEAT UP

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.

"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Hanchlanker

hanh • schlank • her A sex position; where the man twists the woman's boob while the woman twists the man's penis.

Person A: "Do you prefer missionary or hanchlanker?"

Person B: "Hanchlanker for sure!!"

by fishcaca April 22, 2024

Huachimingo

Some weird ass rabbit creature from the Chilean puppet show called 31 Minutos. It is a grey rabbit with “spots” all over it. You may think they’re spots are natural, but they’re actually tattoos as revealed in 31 Minutos: La Película.

Percy: Where’s Con?

Eamonn: He fled to Chile to live among the Huachimingos. Bastard is going to regret it when he sees how they get their ”spots”.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 22, 2024

Henching

to masturbate/goon in a aggressive and strategic manner

hey you coming to the big henching party?

by The big Henching man February 12, 2025

Henchmen Domino

Verb. The sudden, unexplained (or barely explained) death of henchmen, soldiers or underlings that occurs once their leader has been killed.

Considered a tired trope used by lazy writers; primarily in science fiction and fantasy works.

"Season 8 of Game of Thrones should be erased from existence."
"Oh - agree completely. The worst part was when Arya kills The Night King, and they fucking Henchmen Domino'ed the White Walkers."

by doctorgroove March 7, 2025