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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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Hot Pocket

When you have sex with a girl on their period
man she totally hot pocketed me last night!
by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019
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hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020
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California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.
by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021
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Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
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