Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
Get the jalapeno hot pocketmug. Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020
Get the hot pocket mouthmug. An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
by anonymous February 15, 2024
Get the California hot pocketmug. by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021
Get the Hot Pocketmug. When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
Get the Egyptian Hot Pocketmug.