The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
