crazy horny

when youre so horny you kinda stop thinking and just roll with whatever you get the impulse to do.
you can also be crazy pissed, crazy sad, crazy happy, etc.

guy 1: dude did you hook up with your sister last night??
guy 2: yah man, i was crazy horny

by crazy horny March 5, 2009

horny

wanting to fuck anything with tits or a dick

as i sat on my computer chair i opened urban dictionary and seaeched for horny, this always helped. i was so fucking horny i called my boyfriend and told him there was an emercency so he rushed over and walked in on me masturbating, he knew what the emergency was so he ran to me on the couch and ripped off all his clothes, he was so hard! he almost made it inside me when i told him to eat me out, he agreed and i had a great time so i licked and deep throated his dick. he exploded inside me and i swallowed all the cum. he knew i was ready for him to fuck me so he thrusted his enlarged dick into my wet pussy and i orgasmed then suddenly i was screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS GOOD DEEPER HARDER OOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and the sexy neighbor heard my calls and walked in with only boxers on but was soon completely naked, and pushed my boyfriend away and caressed and licked my tits, and i gave him a great blow job then he thrusted inside of me and this went on for hours until the next morning when they fell asleep and i was still masturbating in the bathroom, that was one of the best nights of my life.

by cumlover January 4, 2008

horny

when you wanna fuck so bad.

jack was grinding with jill when he accidently grabed her tits he felt how nice and round they were. he then got a boner and jill felt it on her tight ass. she then pulled his zipper down and grabbed his 9 inch dick out of his pants. then she vigorsly started rubbing his dick and then stuck it in her mouth. she then gave jack the best blow job he ever had. her mouth was now dripping with cum, she took her mouth off his dick and he then he cummed again all over her big tits. Her pussy was so wet! They were both so horny, so jill pushed jack to the ground and he stuck his hard dick in her tight, wet, pussy. They fucked for 10 minutes doing every position know to man. Jill got the biggest orgasm ever and jack was so fucking happy. Once they were done jill licked his dick clean from all the cum and jack ate jill out. Then jacks boner finally went down.

by Carolina<3 December 18, 2010

hornycow

A girl who's survival depends on regular sex .

She's a hornycow !!! Her boyfriend's out for one week and she looks like she's starving !!!!

by Ostreitz April 9, 2004

hornymicwhackwhack

a person that cannot stop touching there dick to save there life

that fucking hornymicwhackwhack keeps beating off the fucking fagassmuthufucka

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

horny

the erotica ^ and v me that I was jerking too about 5 minutes ago, and my mom questions what writing i am looking at, i

always tell her that it's a project for English. It never is. *sigh*

Jessica was in history class, Michael was sitting right across from her, he had a massive bulge in his pants, she got horny just from looking at him... ( and so on)

by Marthry Carthry June 19, 2018

Horny

There are several reasons why you could be reading this definition.

1) You want to know the definition
2) You are horny.
3) You want to sexually please yourself.

If you are horny you have extreme sexual desire. If you don't have sex or masturbate, then it will be awhile before you don't feel horny anymore.

I was at a party, it was really exciting. A girl came up to me, and we started grinding. Eventually we went upstairs, closed the doors, and she began to strip. Her body made me horny She forced me onto the bed, and we started to make out. We switched positions, I was on top and she was on bottom, she gave me a hand job, that felt EXTREMELY good. I began to thrust into her, I could tell I wasn't satisfying her. So I moved faster, and harder. She started to moan. Then, she screamed. The headboard was hitting the wall. After awhile, we got dressed, I was ready to leave, but she stopped me. She grabbed me and we started to dry hump. That was very satisfying. I went back downstairs, I was sitting on the couch, talking to a friend, when all of a sudden, another girl came up to me and gave me a lap dance. That was the happiest day of my life.

by TheGame2048 December 15, 2008