homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

Homersexual

Someone who is only sexually attracted to characters from the show, The Simpsons.

Benny is a Homersexual because he is sexually attracted to Marge Simpson.

by Crazy Motherfucker Ass Bitch December 2, 2020

Homer

\noun\
1. American bonehead
2. Pull a Homer-
to succeed despite idiocy

Guy slips on basketball court, the ball flys out of his hands, hits the referee in the head, goes in the basket!

Guy: Looks like I pulled a Homer!

by sjjckwjskkfto December 3, 2020

Homewrecker

A little ass bitch who hasn’t matured and interrupts a happy home. Usually her nickname is Tri or TT. They try to get with your significant other , regardless of the fact that y’all have a happy family together.

“Ima beat the f*ck outta that li weak ass white bitch”
“Whooo!”
“Tri , since she likes being a homewrecker , she got together with my bf knowing that me and him and ina relationship.”

by mmheyy December 21, 2020

Homeropathy

Da practice of trying to get someone to "learn to like" ancient Greek poetry by making him read small "doses" of it at a time.

I deeply resent being "force-fed" ideas or literature dat I detest, so practicing Homeropathy on me is only gonna turn me away from said insipidly-intolerable text even more.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

Homer Glen

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.

I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Homer Pennychuck

Patsy May Piper

Person: YOOO SHE HAS TEETH LIKE PENNYWISE A SMILE LIKE CHUCKY AND A HAIRLINE LIKE HOMER SIMPSON

Person 2: YEAH THAT’S HOMER PENNYCHUCK

by eeeswag February 21, 2021