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holly guenther

katie allen's best friend forever. they're two hot girls who are always together. the only reason that they wouldn't be together is if they had different classes but they are so cool and awesome that without them the world would stop spinning. katie allen loves holly guenther forever and ever.
Holly guenther is not that great at sports but she has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is really tall and skinny. she is flawless and people wish that they were her because she can get any guy she wants. you would be very lucky to have a holly guenther in your life.
hey have you seen holly? ya she's with katie.
i can't find katie, oh well if you find katie im sure that they'll be together.
god holly guenther is so hot, id be so luck to be her boyfriend.
who wouldn't love holly guenther? she's perfect.
by KatieAllen loves HollyGuenther September 1, 2010
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Holly Middle School

A middle school located in Holly, Michigan known for cunt teachers. People vape and use their phones during class and expect not to get caught and when they do get caught they act like total dumbasses. There's some weird German kid who acts like a Nazi, 1 large group of people singing shit like all star, country roads, etc... The school is filled with thots, furries, and the LGBTQ community who force you to be one of them, kinda like a cult. There's a perverted gym teacher who makes you do activities just so he can look at the girls ass in the classroom. Apparently the French teacher has a picture of a naked girl under his desk, I don't know about that one tho, you get dress coded for stupid shit, half the time it's people's shoulders that you can see. Overall HMS is a total mad house, the food isn't even fresh most of the time or just tastes terrible, so that adds to the madness. It's got 2.2 stars on google maps. If you were planning on going to this school, just take to heart what I've described, it's for your own good.
Tim: Your daughter is in 5th grade, what middle school is she going to?

Sam: trying to avoid Holly Middle School as much as possible.

Tim: why?

Sam: I don't want my daughter in a environment where the LGBTQ community is forcing people to become one of them.

Tim: but ain't it close to your house?

Sam: yeah it's closer to my house, if I can't find a good middle school to send her to, then she's going to Holly Middle School. Hopefully I can find a better middle school for her.

Tim: want me to help you out?

Sam: if you have time then sure, I can use some help.

Tim: alright, I'll let you use my assistance to find a good middle school for your daughter.

Sam: thank you so much!

Tim: no problem!
by Poppa Stalin June 25, 2019
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Holly Golightly Philosophy

The idea that a woman should not wear diamonds before the age of forty. Based on Holly Golightly's motto in Breakfast at Tiffany's, played by Audrey Hepburn.
girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.
by Vamptastic February 22, 2009
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Hollis Dougharty's Shit

The first words said when shit happened to you
1."Hollis Dougharty's Shit!" The bitch is insane.
by Mudhorny October 14, 2020
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hollie collie dollie

girls at hollins college in roanoke, virginia
damn look at that hollie collie dollie's pearls!
by bieg and court May 7, 2003
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Holly Jolly Jimmy

Holly Jolly Jimmy

This man Jimmy Neutron is the lord of many, but he is the best out of all Nickelodeon shows. He is only around for the christmas time and is named Holly Jolly Jimmy, Santa then says during the book,”Holly Jolly TRACTOR BEAM Activate!!!!” That is the story of dear Holly Jolly Jimmy please praise him like your lord.
Me: Who’s that dude that santa’s doing that to?
Carl Weaser: Oh that’s Holly Jolly Jimmy!
by H.J.J. November 19, 2019
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