Wiki Hawk

Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.

Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.

Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.

by slipD May 16, 2011

hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

by In the next room September 15, 2008

low-hawk

A mo-hawk that is designed in pubic hair. Usually consists of a straight line from belly button to genitals. Also known as a "below-hawk" and "down-below-hawk."

Your girlfriend has a low-hawk.

by MikeHawire May 2, 2005

spot hawk

To follow an person walking to their car so that you may pounce upon the vacated parking spot

Man, I wasted 30 minutes at the mall trying to spot hawk so that I could get my bitch that cd for Christmas.

by true punk 45236 August 22, 2008

daddy hawk

Infrequently used term to describe an attractive older male.

i.e. "Joe Biden sure is quite the daddy hawk".

by owlyross November 20, 2013

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

hawking-up

An audible effort to clear the throat by expelling phlegm.

The café manager kept hawking-up as he had a heavy flu and it was disgusting because we were eating.

by Jobbing Man April 26, 2017