hazing

The act of male manual autoerotic behavior, i.e. beating off.

I was hazing myself to a picture of Eva Longoria naked.

by Robert Bohn June 1, 2006

Having a Beeby

Having a general nightmare of a day. Often involves being particularly unlucky.

Jonathan is having a beeby

by Le Captain January 24, 2013

heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Having twins

When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.

Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.

by Peppylongstockings January 7, 2021

Having so much fun right now

When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.

Me: HAHAHHA

Friend: we are having so much fun right now

by HAIMBOBSISTAR March 22, 2021

Haking

When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it

How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 27, 2021