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Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.
I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.
by Zozothecat August 10, 2020
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Gym destroys gains

Elliot daniells the ex women destroyer seems to believe vaping will affect his fuck off biceps however big boz is not on the same page and believes he should start sucking on his lemon and lime crystal
Gym destroys gainsWell yeah that’s mint”
by Bozza touch February 24, 2025
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gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.
Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.
by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007
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gymmed

Verb. Past of gym. Present participle:gymming
I gymmed this morning.
by Ninomint February 10, 2018
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Gym federation

A group of people who look extremely muscular and go in for sports like crazy
by Carein January 26, 2025
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Gym Stan

That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.
Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.
by HarryPubicPotter March 2, 2022
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Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020
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