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Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.
guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.
by trallala September 26, 2009
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Findlay Guido

A guido from the city of findlay, ohio.
can often be found part taking in various gay guido activities such as dancing and kissing men
Jeff is such a findlay guido....
by The City of Findlay November 2, 2009
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Guido

-Guido actually translates to guy in English. It's a name. Nowadays, it's used as a racial slur against Italian guys. Usually the morons who speak like illiterates (i.e "not for nothin, how ya doin, my mudda, check out dat broad!" etc)

-They give genuine Italian people a bad name
a. That guys a real guido, listen to the way he speaks.
1.Check out dat broad. Ohh!
2.Eh oh! How ya doin!
3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)
by JPistoia May 8, 2008
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gudelot

A young man who gets alot of action from the ladies.
Man look at that guy getting with all the ladies, he is a true gudelot.
by leosbb May 13, 2005
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Guidoism

A sentence or phrase a Guido would say to make himself look better or to down-talk a "non Guido" type, but in the process making himself look more like a fag than he already does.
Guidoism-

Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.

Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.

Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.

Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*
by anti-guido March 18, 2009
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Glacier Glider

big fan of "F.A.G.G.O.T.S" a neo-nazi group addicted to pewdiepie and redbull.
You guys see that Glacier Glider over there? I bet he's like, a neo-nazi thats addicted to pewdiepie and redbull or something.

You might be right wigga. Anyways, my pussy wet and stinky and delicious too.
by AFFhole September 20, 2022
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Publishing guidelines

What your mom did to you
by Jack in 480p January 26, 2022
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