A Griffin is a silly, but tender soul. He is shy at all times unless provoked. You can get a griffin to talk by poking in his bleach blonde beach locks. Griffin is not for the faint of heart. He is the type of guy who would treat a woman right except for below the waist. He has green eyes, and loves cars. And above all love Megan Trainer. He is a fan of the slim straight jeans, hugging his fabulous curves making all the girls stop dead in there track.
by Bigfeetyouknowwhatthatmeans February 20, 2021
Get the griffinmug. by Cunt_licker_69 March 23, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. by Urbanthememe9134 September 22, 2022
Get the Peter Griffinmug. The mom from Family Guy
by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 1, 2025
Get the Lois Griffinmug. A Griffin is a mythical beast, it is half lion and half eagle, since it is not real we don’t know how it should look like if it was real, what I think it would look like it would have a head of an eagle, body of a lion and huge wings the color of the body (head is white. And body brown, also tail looks like a fan-)
John: Hey! What’s your favorite mythical creature?
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
by LilyCat!<3 August 28, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
Get the Peter Griffin Tacticmug. 