granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes April 25, 2016

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024

Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly

Heidi is the og Goose Granny.

by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025

Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017