granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 06, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation

Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.

by DEJ capacitor October 18, 2021

Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly

Heidi is the og Goose Granny.

by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025

Energizer Granny

An elderly woman who was old in nineteen o' Jesus and still keeps on going and going and going...

Sakhan Dosova is an Energizer Granny. (Look her up - apparently she is/was 134).

by Charverharver March 25, 2010

Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….

Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.

by DOINKDAYS January 08, 2023

Granny Gold

Granny Gold refers to late model sedans and SUVs in the shade of metallic gold, enhancing the vehicles visual appeal. Many folks recall their grandmother driving a gold color car and its been affectionately dubbed "granny gold". Camrys, Accords, Tahoes, and Buicks are the usual suspects.

Person 1: Hey check out the car that my grandma handed down to me!
Person 2: Nice! And its in Granny Gold too!

by Daddy_Digital March 02, 2024