Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022

OMEGA-GOONING!!!

Omega Gooning is when an individual reaches climax and screams "IM ABOUTA B....B.....B.B.B.B BBBBOOOIIIIDDDDD!!!!!" Typically when omega gooning an individual will be gooning normally until he views a specific piece of pornography and omega goons.

"IM ABOUTA TO OMEGA-GOONING!!! OMYGOD AGHGHGHGHGHG AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Splat* EEWWWWWW I JUST OMEGA GOONED ALL OVER MY DORITOES!!!!!!!!!! IMABOUTAHOPONDANBOID!!!!!!!!!! wait........... im about to...... imabouta....... BOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT GOOK SPLURP* OMYGOD I JUST BOIDED ALL OVER MUH CAT AGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!

by GayMaker July 22, 2023

goon

a chill, peace loving, drunk, marijuana smoking, heina

HO: I wanna know, Al am I the only one, tell me?

And she said,
"You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"

by maryjay October 5, 2006

Bagoon-Goon

To Be With The Bitches...or At The Bitches house...

whatchu on g?...im bagoon-gooning.

by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008

goon city

west berkeley, california

goon city home of the real goons..way before dat rapper plies...W$B GOON$

by hollow tip February 16, 2009

goon box

A German watch tower. This term was coined during WWII in the German concentration and P.O.W. camps.

The look out kept watch of the goon box.

by Kimberley85 October 28, 2007

goon squad

Gang of hard pipe-hitting niggas that run shit in Ottawa, Illinois

The goon squad would smash the hittas any day of the week, sober or not.

by Goon Chief January 13, 2008